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然后就扑哧扑哧笑裂了o(*≧▽≦)ツ┏━┓ 

把我打COD的一票同事都从游戏里惊出来了2333

先是一段访谈，演国王的Dominic开玩笑抱怨整天穿着沉重的盔甲满身臭汗，还提不起自己的剑～

I couldn't even lift my sword.
I was pathetic.
I've never seen such a big sword.

左右两位兽人演员还有提问人本来都已经笑得不行了，就在这时Ben居然暗搓搓慢悠悠来了句：

It——gets——bigger！（又听了遍，像是gains?听力废，反正大家都知道啥意思Orz)

于是全场炸锅一样笑疯了，这两只还隔着杜瑞坦相互看着傻乐【此刻我的内心OS：WTF??!!! 外部表情：w(ﾟДﾟ)w  (*´艸`*) o(*///▽///*)q】 

顺说这个访谈的座位排布得太搞笑了，洛萨-伽罗娜-麦迪文-杜瑞坦-莱恩 -奥格瑞姆-卡德加-黑手-塔利亚-古尔丹，一个人类一个兽人/半兽人这样间隔，结果演杜瑞坦的Toby直接就说了请忽略我旁边的国王，他是个人类，my right-hand man是那位（指Robert），反正这座位也不是我排的（大意，原谅我个英语渣）整个一副嫌弃脸哈哈哈哈

Robert的那段伤心情史也超级逗，以及你对Ben的迷弟气息真是苍天可鉴这都第二遍听你夸他了233333

哦哦还有，演黑手的那位Clarence Brown堪称全场最佳！！那声音真心称得上是epic voiceヽ(〃∀〃)ノ

不知道B站有没有，直接从油管上扒下来的视频百度云链接（看我多贴心）

 密码: a562  （链接已经更新过啦啦啦） 视频后缀改成mp4就可以啦 （哦对了，同目录下有从外网上拖了半天种子下来的Warcraft - Bonds of Brotherhood (2016) 的英文扫描版rar文件，木有解压密码的，以及英文版电影小说，有需要的小伙伴自取啦啦啦啦）

然后，搜了一大圈好容易找到的英文版电影小说一点开就瞄到这段：

“Who’s the boy downstairs?” Medivh asked.

The boy downstairs was presently happier than a pig in slop.

哈哈哈哈哈哈这比喻真是意外地合称，所以老鼠掉米缸的外文翻译其实是 happier than a pig in slop嘛哈哈哈卡德加小猪猪哈哈哈哈哈*´∀`)´∀`)*´∀`)*´∀`)

当然，也有暖心+捅刀一刻_(:::з」∠)_嘤嘤嘤

“I like the quiet.” The two old friends stood and regarded each other for a moment. Medivh’s face softened into a genuine smile, and his voice was warm. “It’s good to see you, Lothar.”

Llane had risen from his throne and now descended, his eyes warm and a broad smile parting his neatly trimmed brown beard. Medivh bowed deeply.

“Your Grace,” the Guardian said.

But Llane would have none of that. He reached out his arms to envelop Medivh in a bear hug. The Guardian handed his staff to a startled Khadgar, who stared at it almost reverently, in order to return the embrace, clapping his old friend on the back. When they parted, both were smiling.

“Medivh… it’s been too long!” Llane exclaimed. “Come. Help us get to the root of these troubles of ours.” The king and the Guardian strode out of the throne room, heads already bent toward one another and talking quickly and urgently.

妈呀妈呀妈呀现在回头看看这些warm，smile的字眼，再想想不久之后这三只寂冷寥落的生离死别，真是半口气也提不上来，活生生被灼伤的感觉T___T 还有那个BEAR HUGGGGGGG （倒地吐魂状.jpg

另一本里的一段...

it had been Lothar who had removed his old friend’s head, a head he had protected many times in their youth. Back when he and Medivh and Llane had been friends and companions.

从某个角度来看，国度，子民，抑或是最亲近的挚友，他们仨全都没能真正守护(protect)住。

再PS下. 看到小说里麦迪文的头发是sandy brown，眼睛是blue-green，我感觉我体内的强迫症患者可以安息一下不必再纠结了2333333